Day of the Tentacle

Day of the Tentacle (Speedrun-Solution):

Bernard: go into the office
Bernard: open portrait
Bernard: pickup swiss bankbook
Bernard: open drawer
Bernard: pickup the Booboo-B-Gone
Bernard: go into foyer
Bernard: pickup flier
Bernard: pickup dime from the payphone
Bernard: pickup help-wanted-sign
Bernard: open grandfather clock

[time travel cutscene]

Bernard: pickup paper (from board beside generator)
Bernard: send help-wanted-sign and flier to Hoagie

Hoagie: go into house, open the clock, and go through it, down to the lab
Hoagie: use help-wanted-sign with Red
Hoagie: pickup labcoat
Hoagie: pickup lefthanded-hammer
Hoagie: give patent application to Red

Bernard: go upstairs, and through the door to the main hall
Bernard: open the grating
Bernard: walk to the chattering-teeth
Bernard: chase the teeth left, and keep doing so until they fall into the grating
Bernard: pickup the chattering teeth
Bernard: go through the swinging door into the kitchen/diner
Bernard: pickup the regular-coffee and decaf-coffee
Bernard: pickup the fork
Bernard: go into the laundry
Bernard: open the cabinet, and pickup the funnel
Bernard: go to Dr Fred's lab, and use the decaf-coffee with the mug

[Dr Fred sleepwalks into the office, and starts messing with the safe]

Bernard: go to the 2nd-floor-left room, and use the TV
Bernard: go to the 2nd-floor-middle room, and pickup the dissapearing ink
Bernard: go to the 2nd-floor-right room
Bernard: pickup the videotape
Bernard: push the right hand speaker
Bernard: use the stereo twice (once for on, again for off)

[The fake-barf, which is was stuck to the foyer ceiling, falls onto the floor]

Bernard: go down to the foyer, and pickup the fake-barf
Bernard: go to the third floor right room
Bernard: pickup the hamster
Bernard: go to the 2nd floor hall, and put the hamster into the ice machine, and close the lid.
Bernard: go to the attic, go out the window onto the roof, and pickup the crank

Hoagie: go into the main hall
Hoagie: use the flier with the suggestion box

[Hoagie thus amends the constitution, creating a shopvac that we will need, much later]

Hoagie: go into the pantry, pickup the oil and spaghetti
Hoagie: go into the laundry, open the cabinet and pickup the brush
Hoagie: pickup the bucket
Hoagie: go back into the pantry, and full the bucket with water at the water pump
Hoagie: go to 2nd-floor-left room. Use the bed, then pull the cord
Hoagie: quickly go outside and pickup the soap
Hoagie: use the soap with the water bucket, making soapy water
Hoagie: go to 2nd-floor-right room, and pickup the wine bottle
Hoagie: go to the main hall, and use the wine bottle with the time capsule

Bernard: send the textbook to Hoagie

Hoagie: go to the third floor, where there is a horse
Hoagie: use the textbook on the horse

[the book bores the horse to sleep]

Hoagie: pickup the horse's teeth from the glass
Hoagie: go to the room opposite, where the sculptor brothers are
Hoagie: use the left-handed-hammer with the right-handed-hammer

[this ruins the sculpture. The brothers change roles - this changes the handedness of the sculture in the future]

Hoagie: go to the attic
Hoagie: pickup the red paint
Hoagie: use Ned's bed
Hoagie: use squeaky mattress with Jed's bed
Hoagie: use the squeaky mattress

[this distracts the cat]

Hoagie: pickup the squeaky-toy
Hoagie: go out to the outhouses
Hoagie: use the red paint on the Kumquat tree
Hoagie: go into the main hall, and talk to George Washington
Hoagie: goad him into chopping down the "cherry" tree

[this frees Laverne in the future]

Laverne: talk to the guard, say you don't feel so good
Laverne: pickup the tentacle chart
Laverne: return to the kennel
Laverne: again, talk to the guard. This time ask to go to the bathroom
Laverne: go to the chrono-john. Send the chart to Hoagie.

Bernard: send the crank to Laverne

Hoagie: go to the 2nd-floor-middle room
Hoagie: use the chart with the patterns

[The US flag is changed to a tentacle-shaped windsock thing]

Laverne: return to the kennel
Laverne: once again, say you don't feel so good
Laverne: go into the main hall, and use the chimney to climb to the roof
Laverne: use the crank handle with crank box, and the use the crank
Laverne: pickup the flag, then use it

[Laverne dresses up as a highly patriotic tentacle]

Laverne: go down the chimney
Laverne: go upstairs, to the 2nd-floor-hallway
Laverne: open the icebox, and look at it
Laverne: pickup the frozen-hamster

Bernard: send Laverne the Booboo-B-Gone
Hoagie: send Laverne the squeaky mouse toy

Laverne: go outside, to where the black cat is playing
Laverne: use the Booboo-B-Gone on the fence

[the cat rubs against the fence, gaining a white stripe]

Laverne: use the squeaky mouse toy with the cat
Laverne: go into the kitchen
Laverne: use the frozen hamster in the microwave
Laverne: back in the main hall, talk to the blue tentacle - he'll give Laverne tags for the human show

Laverne: go upstairs, to the 2nd-floor-left room - the time capsule is here

Hoagie: send Laverne the can-opener

Laverne: use the can-opener on the time capsule - you'll find the wine, which has since turned into vinegar
Laverne: send the vinegar to Hoagie
Laverne: go to the 2nd-floor-middle room
Laverne: pickup the extension cord
Laverne: pickup the roller skates, and use them with the mummy
Laverne: push the mummy

Hoagie: send the spaghetti to Laverne
Hoagie: send the red paint to Bernard

Laverne: go out to the lobby
Laverne: use the nametag with the mummy
Laverne: go to the chrono-john
Laverne: use the extension cord with the plug
Laverne: use the extension cord with the window
Laverne: send the scalpel to Bernard

Bernard: go to the main hall
Bernard: use the scalpel with the clown

[the clown deflates, revealing its voicebox, the box'o-laughs]

Bernard: pickup the box'o-laughs
Bernard: send the box'o-laughs to Laverne
Bernard: send the fork to Laverne

Hoagie: send the dentures to Laverne

Laverne: go to the third floor (where the contestants for the human show are)
Laverne: use the wet soggy noodles on the mummy
Laverne: use the fork on the mummy
Laverne: use the box'o-laughs with the mummy's head
Laverne: use the dentures with the mummy's head

Bernard: go to the 3rd-floor-left room
Bernard: push Edna
Bernard: use videotape with VCR then use the VCR
Bernard: push record
Bernard: rewind
Bernard: change to EP
Bernard: play
Bernard: eject

[The IRS appears, grabs Dr Fred, and takes him away for interrogation in the attic]

Bernard: go downstairs to the office
Bernard: open the safe
Bernard: pickup contract
Bernard: go to main hall
Bernard: climb the chimney
Bernard: go through the right window
Bernard: pull the rope
Bernard: go out through the window onto the roof
Bernard: use rope with pulley
Bernard: go down chumney, and go outside
Bernard: use the red paint with Ted
Bernard: use the rope with Ted
Bernard: go back upstairs (via the chimney) to the roof
Bernard: pull rope
Bernard: go up to the roof again, through the chimney, and go inside through the window
Bernard: use Ted with Fred
Bernard: use rope with Fred
Bernard: go back to roof
Bernard: pull rope

[Fred falls - the scene cuts to Dr Fred's lab]

Bernard: use funnel with Fred
Bernard: use regular coffee with funnel

Hoagie: go out to the carrage
Hoagie: use soapy water with the carrage

[Hoagie tempts fate, and causes a thunderstorm. This makes Ben Franklin go inside]

Hoagie: go to the mailbox, and open it
Hoagie: pickup the letter
Hoagie: send the letter to Bernard

Bernard: go to 2nd-floor-middle room
Bernard: give the letter to Dwayne
Bernard: pickup the flag-gun
Bernard: go to 2nd-floor-left-room
Bernard: close the door
Bernard: pickup the keys
Bernard: go outside, to where the masked man is breaking into the car
Bernard: give the masked man the keys - he gives Bernard the crowbar
Bernard: go to the lobby, and use the crowbar on the gum
Bernard: use the gum
Bernard: go to 2nd-floor-left room
Bernard: use both the dimes in the coinslot, and then pickup the sweater
Bernard: go to the 2nd-floor hallway
Bernard: use the crowbar on the candy vending machine
Bernard: pickup the quarters
Bernard: go to the laundry
Bernard: put the sweater into the dryer
Bernard: use the quarters with the dryer
Bernard: send the fake barf to Laverne

Laverne: go to the laundry, open the dryer
Laverne: pickup the sweater
Laverne: use the sweater with the hamster

Bernard: go to the main hall
Bernard: use the flag gun with the cigar-lighter gun
Bernard: talk to the salesman, and ask for a cigar
Bernard: send the cigar to Hoagie
Bernard: send the cigar lighter to Hoagie
Bernard: send the chattering teeth to Hoagie

[the salesman's exploding cigar stunt fails, leaving Bernard with an unexploded cigar]

Laverne: go back to the human competition
Laverne: use the barf with Harold

[the tentacles disqualify Harold]

Laverne: get the judges to judge all three events of the competition

[the mummy wins]

Laverne: go to the kennel
Laverne: give the dinner certificate to the guard tentacle [he leaves]
Laverne: push switch
Laverne: use cat

[frightened by the "skunk", the humans flee]

Laverne: go through the clock to the lab
Laverne: use the extension cord with the outlet
Laverne: use the hamster with the generator
Laverne: use the shopvac with the mousehole
Laverne: open hatch, pickup dustball
Laverne: use the hamster with the generator

Hoagie: go to the main hall
Hoagie: give Washington the cigar [it explodes]
Hoagie: give the chattering teeth to Washington
Hoagie: pickup the blanket
Hoagie: go to the roof, and use the blanket on the chimney
Hoagie: go back to the main hall, and pickup the quill pen
Hoagie: go to the lab, and give the oil, vinegar, and quill pen to Red Edison
Hoagie: pickup the battery
Hoagie: go to Franklin's room (2nd floor right)
Hoagie: give labcoat to Franklin
Hoagie: use battery with the pocket on the kite
Hoagie: push kite
Hoagie: pickup battery
Hoagie: go to the chrono-john
Hoagie: use the battery with the plug

Bernard: go to the lab
Bernard: give the contract to Dr Fred
Bernard: talk to Fred until he signs it
Bernard: go to 3rd-floor-right room
Bernard: use the dissapearing ink on the stamp album
Bernard: pickup stamp
Bernard: use stamp with the signed contract
Bernard: send contract to Hoagie

Hoagie: put contract into mailbox

[LucasArts' lawyer calls Dr Fred, and deposits $2Million in his swiss account]

Bernard: go to the office
Bernard: use the phone

[The giant diamond is delivered, and Dr Fred installs it. After much cutscene, the three, joined, are sent back to yesterday]

LaBerHo: in the 2nd-floor hallway, open the middle door
LaBerHo: let old-purple shrink you (y'all?)
LaBerHo: run into the middle room, and through the mousehole
LaBerHo: pickup the bowling ball
LaBerHo: go down to the lab in the cellar
LaBerHo: use the bowling ball on the tentacles
LaBerHo: talk to purple tentacle, until he shoots Fred.

[that's the end]